Neither of the ladies in question came today. Big sigh of relief for us all, haha. I did hear a story that #1 grabbed #2's arms and left welts. Personally I think that's a bunch of crap. Ugh.
So true!
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About a month ago, I received both a jury summons and my colonoscopy prep kit on the same day in the mail. Seems entirely appropriate and so funny.
I haven't had a colonoscopy in 14 years or so. My doctor insisted. I still don't wanna. Everyone says the prep is the worst part. Which would be true except I always get sick after anesthesia. Last time I had one, I felt nauseated as usual, so I had Romeo go get the car while I went to the restroom to throw up. As it turned out, dry heaving while bent over releases all the gas they pump into you, so I had the longest fart ever.....it just went on and on, and I stated laughing, which released even more. Tears, y'all, I was laughing so hard, tears squirted out of my eyes. Romeo thought I was upset until I told him what happened in that bathroom. My only regret was there wasn't anyone else in there to share in the hilarity. :-)
I hate jury duty too, but not quite as much as having a colonoscopy. I've been on juries before ~ oh are they boring. At least while in the room waiting to see if they call my name, I can read something.